One thing I haven’t been able to find since I moved out to LA is my mirror, so this is less an accurate portrait and more of an educated guess. Also featured are my two accomplices in crime, Coal the cat and Buddy the terrapin. Both girls; it’s a bit of a hen house here. We moved out to LA together. A 3,000 mile car ride is hard on a turtle and a cat, but they hung in there like troopers, and five months later they’re finally getting over the deeply-rooted resentment for me that only being trapped together in a car for forty hours can spawn.

While I’ve got you here, I don’t think I ever mentioned that I started a webcomic! It’s called MFK and it updates Mondays and Thursdays. It’s still in its infancy, but go check it out anyway and let me know what you think!